hi, this is Tenshi i have forced Margery into the addiction that is tumblr she has no choice. rawr! Dear me this is Margery and not a crazy stalker...well kinda sorta maybe...>.>
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it
person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated